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D12 & Eminem - Purple Hills
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Chorus:
Number one on the top ten in town
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow, purple hills
I've climbed the mountain
Once or Twice, but whos counting
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow, purple hills

[Eminem]
Cool Calm just like my mom
With a bunch of lawsuits in her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeve
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah s***
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This rooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb s*** start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with doin as amounts
To the women in the thongs with they asses out
We don't bulls***, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestlin with elton john
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be tums the x-lax is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Numb, numb, and full of c***
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new s***
I think I did too much
I think I got the runs
Well theres pepto and tums
Watch out here it comes

(Chorus)

[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[Proof]
Hop hills
Hills I pop
Hop two hills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
And I go for broke
Okey doke
Backin my nose in soap
*cough cough cough*
Am I supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now I'm payin child support
(You're baby!)

[Swifty]
I take four shots at one time
And I don't need to change when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any room?)
In Bizzares hatch back
We can't go far cause the car's has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Cause my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And If you got cash then hide it so
(Swift, chill)
I be to get by like you
And I don't be a damned if you can find any room
Mean, cruel, to hell with you too
Only need three blunts and I'm cool
I just got some and I'm going back soon

(Chorus)

[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Loonie, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses, runnin sly
So ladies wanna try
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
Chick I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies please don't fight, Bizarre's here all night

(Chorus)

[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something


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