1. Clinten and the Pope die at the same day. The Pope goes to hell and Clinton goes to heaven. In hell the Pope get mad and says:"I had never committed a sin and i am send to hell, and Clinton that hes sins or known to all gets send to heaven? were's justice?" And the maen gord of hell says:"your right, we will swetch you and him around". On the elevator to hell and heaven the Pope says bye mastack to Clinton:"I can't wait to meat Maria the vergon" and Clinton says to the Pope:"Your 12 hours to late".
-Alis Odjo

2. What does the pensol say to the shorpenor? Answer:"Stop shortining my life".
-Shemon Seson

3. Ice Fishing


It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a
hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked
out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped
in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass
hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy
dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since
he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've
been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few
minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying." So, the
boy spit a glob into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"



4. A guy who had spent his whole life in the desert came to visit his friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While investigating the area around his friend's house he came across some railway tracks and started walking along them. He heard a whistle "Whoo! Whoo!" but had no idea what it was. Predictably, he was hit. Luckily it was only a glancing blow, but he was knocked to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he went back to his friend's house who threw a "Welcome Home" party for him. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeded to batter and bash the kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the noise, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened and asked the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my kettle?"
"Man," replied the desert man "you gotta kill these things when they're young."
-David Green


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